Thailaaaaand! On my way and an epic first night!

The last few days before you leave on a trip are some of the hardest. Its hard to switch the brain off and focus on real life, then there is all the planning for the upcoming trip. Travel Insurance, Bank details, VISAs, Foreign Currency, Cameras, clean underwear etc. Work over the two days blurred all together until finally the moment came and I clasped the white & red paper that was my ticket out of Australia.

FINALLY! I whispered lugging my backpack through security trying to pretend the excessive hand luggage weight didn’t actually exist. Knowing that $20 extra was better spent on beer, and more beer. Ignoring  the fact I had only three outfits for the next 12 days and I wasn’t even sure if I would be able to find a Laundromat. Not even entirely sure where I would be any given day just knowing that I didn’t care. I was escaping the oppressive sweltering heat of the wet season for the cooler oppressive heat of Thailand.

But not before I spent the night in Singapore airport.

As far as airports go Singapore is one of the better ones to be stuck in for a long period of time. But by now it was 11pm I was exhausted and just wanted to sleep. I knew I had a day of walking around Bangkok until my overnight bus the next night. Singapore has lounges so I caught the ever so trendy sky train to terminal three where I was informed the best rest area was by the information girl and lay out on the comfortable though slightly noisy lounge area. I dozed in and out with a shirt wrapped around my eyes and ear plugs smashed into my ears. I think at one point I was in a pretty good sleep zone when the faint, miss…miss miss broke the barrier of my dreams and forced to me come to life.

I opened my eyes wearily removing my makeshift blindfold to be eye to eye with a Singapore policeman. “Passport & Ticket” I was still somewhat dazed and confused staring dumbly at him for what was probably only 20 seconds but maybe felt like eternity.

“Passport and ticket”

Reaching into my bag I withdrew my documents and watched as he checked them over. Not even blinking he returned them to me and then went onto the next poor unfortunate soul maybe having the dream of a lifetime beside me. I glance at my watch 3fuckingAM in the morning. My flight wasn’t till 7am (and I had about 20 alarms set up to make sure I didn’t miss it) which gave me barely two more hours of restless slumber.

Thanks Singapore police, thanks for ruining what little sleep I was able to get, you bastards.

Finally boarding to Bangkok I was blessed with three seats to myself and happily took advantage of a great situation to stretch out and doze for the couple of hour flight. I filled out my immigration card and was dismayed to see the clear boxes marked “Visa Number”

Visa, I didn’t have a visa… did I need a visa?

I had no idea. I’ve never been to Thailand and I am usually the master at researching countries before I arrive but I never even considered if I needed a visa for Thailand or not.

No I’m sure I didn’t need a visa…

But I was filled with doubt. It was as if my resolve was torn and instead of trundling down to immigration I saw the sign “VISA for arrival” and headed in its direction

As I arrived at the small counter I saw the names of countries listed that required visas for Thailand, Estonia, Kazakhstan, Lativia, India… something made me think Australia was safe.

Still as I stood in possibly the longest line ever surrounded by people from all around the world I couldn’t help but sneak my eyes to the immigration cards and the offending section labelled ‘visa number’ to see if they had left it blank. I strained my ears excessively for westernised accents positive their visa conditions were identical to my own. The agonising hour spent shuffling to the front haunts me still. As I reached the end of the line in maybe less than five minutes the small thai officer stamped my passport and I was on my way.

Well I guess I didn’t need a visa.

I had researched the way to Don Sak road carefully sure that I could catch the skytrain to Makkasan and then taxi to Don Sak from there. As I hurried down the escalator to catch my train I saw two very confused westerners heading for the information booth and laughed inwardly ha ha ha you should follow me I know exactly what to do.

Well… as it turned out I didn’t.

Ignoring the fact I couldn’t understand the train conductors accent (but then who ever understands train conductors even when its in English) and got off about five spots early only to be yelled at angrily in Thai by the present station master and forced back on the train as about 30 local thai people laughed at me but when I exited at Makkasan I was only to find out from two very lovely thai girls that I needed to catch the train all the way to Phaya Tai and taxi from there. Well if I had a shoe I should have eaten it and my cocky mistake had cost me nearly half an hour. As I reached Phaya Tai I glance at my watch to see it said 10:30am. The exact time I was to meet my sister at Don Sak. Grabbing a taxi for about 60baht I was yet to learn about my bad luck with taxis and after a short 10 minute ride he dropped me at the entrance to the road I wanted. Yet he dropped me on the wrong side and I wandered up and down Don Sak unable to find any numbers for another 10 minutes. I was tired, hungry and sweaty. Eventually so frustrated I turned my phone on and entered GPS coordinates discovering that I was headed in entirely the wrong direction.

So I make it to the meeting spot and if Heather hadn’t seen me I would have walked right on since my GPS wanted to take me for a little scenic route to the wrong fucking place. A sweaty hug later and we were reunited!

After waking up Sam we headed to a restaurant for lunch where the only stipulation was air conditioning and got involved with some good Thai food. We then proceeded to get drunk in a bar. It was I guess a pretty standard Bangkok backpacker experience from what I hear.

Once we were nice and drunk we decided to head over to catch our bus. Heather and Sam checked out of their hostel after I snuck in for a quick shower.  I was exhausted, really. I had maybe 1 or 2 hours of scattered sleep in Singapore and then was drinking all day, Heather hands me two little blue pills  valium she whispers to help you sleep but I couldn’t help but think I didn’t need them.

And I didn’t need them I was out almost as soon as my head touched my head rest. I had two seats to myself at the front, it was luxury really. I woke up once to the bus stopping for a toilet break at about 2am but otherwise slept like a baby. I never really understood that term because from what I hear babies don’t sleep too well. We had to wait about 2 hours at the wharf for the ferry to take us to Koh Phanagan. Sam & I got stuck into the street food, sausage on a stick with chili sauce. Actually delicious. Other than that we pretty much just sat around waiting for something exciting to happen. Nothing did really. Maybe the day was entirely uneventful we rode the ferry over to Koh Phanagan taxied it to our hotel.

I had heard a lot of bad things about this Hotel but Heather reassured me that it was typical for party hotels to have bad reviews. Yet first impressions didn’t sit well. First the guy at the front desk I think it was the owner was rude and abusive to everyone who walked through the door. He seemed to have the feeling that he could say or do whatever he wanted because he would sell out of rooms in his hotel no matter how bad it was.

Perhaps, in full moon season but what about the rest of the time? My room was the second issue for me it smelt like sewerage. I decided that I was unlikely to be spending much time in my room so I left it hoping the smell would clear. I will tell you now it never did and I ended up having to purchase incense. The swimming pool was green, there was no way I was swimming in it. After settling into our rooms  we headed downtown for some food and to check out the beach. The food was western but pretty decent. Seeing the beach I could understand why it had been chosen as a party site it was a beautiful beach hundreds of backpackers lying around with beautiful waters lapping against the shore. There was a soccer match in one part and I removed my shoes to feel the sand beneath my toes.

We made our way over to Kangaroo bar which would become a bit of our second home over the next few days. We drank beer, had our first mushroom shake and watched the sun set. The mushrooms was pretty mild just giving a nice tingly feeling a few heightened senses. As the sun set we made our way back down to the beach for the Coral Bungalow pool party. I was actually pretty drunk and I didn’t realise it at the time so we stopped by 711 to grab some alcohol and I started talking to some guy looking at shirts. He was Palestinian & his friend was from Jordan.  They had apparently met on facebook. The Palestinian had me fascinated because he told me he worked as a lifeguard on the dead sea so I asked him how he as a Palastinian could work in Israel and he told me that all the stuff you hear is not really true its completely different. Anyway I wanted to go to the famous pool party and the two guys decided to join us so we caught a cab to the party. Some party it was dead but I wanted to swim so I jumped into the pool and enjoyed my half hour of water time.

Kangaroo Bar

After abandoning the dead party we taxied back to the main beach which is where I was talking to the Palestinian guy quite involved in conversation and then I looked behind me and Heather & Sam were gone! Woops. Stuff gets kind of blurry so I may mess up details but I walked back a little bit to see if I could see them and I couldn’t. Ah well they had each other they were fine. So I’m in deep conversation with the Palestinian about his religion which was Muslim and I was using my elite Arabic skills anyway he tells me that he doesn’t drink and he has never been with a woman. He was, 29 I think. So somewhere along the way he decides to inform me that he wants me to be the one to take his virginity. Well I was honored I guess but I informed him that I had a boyfriend back in Australia and wasn’t interested AT all. We went to the party on the beach and were dancing and then he pressed against me and tried to stick his tongue down my throat!!! I was like WTF pushed him away dude I told you I had a boyfriend. No matter he tries again!!! No wonder he has never been with a girl if that was his move. Having a guy force his tongue on you is not exactly sexy in my opinion :/

So I befriended a Canadian girl and danced with her for a while ditching the Palestinian but she went back home to sleep so once again I was alone I decided to see if I could find Heather & Sam but thought I might go for a swim first. Yep I just walked into the ocean. As I was leaving my midnight swim I came across two gorgeous Hungarian guys and started chatting to them. They wanted weed and I said oh I know where you can get that and since I was heading that way anyway dragged them to Kangaroo Bar with me. We brought a joint and sat around the table smoking and talking but I don’t remember anything about the two guys except that they were Hungarian & really cute. I found out later Heather & Sam were just upstairs! Woops. After the joint we walked back to the party two cute Hungarian guys with their arms around me but was short lived as I was so drunk as soon as we made it to the dance floor I met a bunch of Hong Kong Nationals and started dancing with them. Buckets were going in circles and I partook without a care in the world. Somewhere I ended up getting a fireman lift by one of the guys from Hong Kong. Hmm. 

Canadian Girl, Jordan Guy, Me & Some Randoms

Hungarian guys :D

 Reaching my breaking point I needed to sleep so I wandered back to the hotel getting completely lost and finding this local with a drunk English guy on the back of his bike. The guy didn’t remember where his hotel was and in my friendly drunken state I just said ok bring him he can stay in my hotel I have a spare bed. What a STUPID idea. The guy would have likely thrown up everywhere and then what was I going to do… the hotel was proven to be the worst hotel ever I would have had to live in vomit for five days. So since I was lost I jumped on the back of the bike meaning there was three of us on this bike and the guy took us to my hotel.

Taking the English guy to my room I failed to realise he needed a babysitter – he really was that drunk and he fell down all the stairs, hard concrete stairs cutting his head, blood starts pouring out. I ran off to find someone to help and in my wisdom & drunkenness ran upstairs obviously finding no one. I return and there is a Kiwi guy and an English girl with him and they are like “do you know him” and I just said “no I just found him my room is here I went to find someone but couldn’t” I wasn’t about to own up I had brought him to the hotel. And the girl ran off to find someone, I guess she found a doctor or something because some local guy turned up. I was taking photos and the girl got mad at me making me delete all the ones with her in it. Anyway I realised Heather & Sam were not there so I decided I was now reawakened and felt like partying again so I started to walk back to the beach only to run into Heather & Sam woo~ I turned back around to the hotel where a huge pile of blood was outside their room, the guy having been carried off and went to bed.