My dad got beaten up by our pet emu Jill. I hear its pretty bad, pictures to come.
Reminds me of the time I vsed one of our emus. Imagine, skinny little 15 year old me blocking the only escape. An archway. I cant even remember which emu it was, maybe ernie? Dad is trying to chase him back into his cage but instead of taking the logical route he decides to jump over me. He didnt make the jump, there was about 20cm between me and the roof but he did land on me his huge feet clawing my side. The bastard bird drew blood.
I remember when Jill was a sweet little baby emu and her and her brother Jack (jack and jill how original) used to follow me around the farm. What happened..